Soft like a trap. Sharp like your mindset.

This is more than a hoodie—it’s a uniform for the unapologetic. Whether you're grinding Kydex, reviewing steel, or just outliving the cold with style, the official 5 Minute Knives hoodie keeps you warm while your takes stay ice cold.

Built for comfort but born from chaos, it’s got that classic streetwear look, a warm 3-panel hood, and a pouch pocket deep enough for snacks or serious gear. Runs a bit small—just like most knife laws.

• Cotton-face comfort, polyester grit
• Killer fit, bold attitude
• Drawstrings match, but you don’t have to

⚠️ Warning: May cause increased confidence, unsolicited gear questions, and low-key main character energy.